Found a fun game when googling around! Ask a question and answer the person above's question with the most unhelpful response you can think of.

ie: response to question

new question

Ill start with only a question.

How can I get to sleep better?

Drink a bathtub of coffee and go to sleep on an airport runway

How do i make a poached egg?

You juuuust cook it.

How can I improve on my self care?

Bottle up every emotion you've ever felt, bathe in the sewers and invest in crypto. Sounds familiar... is this answer too real?

What are the best movies to watch on a date?

Requiem For a Dream, definitely.

What is the way to break up with someone while letting them down easily??

Easy. Ghost em'.

How do I change a tire?

Throw money at it. That fixes everything....

How does mine make mimeself useless to any woman?

tell her about airplane food

How do I fix my tv screen???

You throw it off the top floor.

How do I defeat a Xenomorph?

Stay alive, the hunters despise a living sacrifice.

Only hunters who don't savor the kill are hated more...

Why should anyone settle for mine?

because who doesn't love ROSY MAPLE MOTH ❤️

How do i best manage my overstimulation?

Pure chaos.

How do I make coffee?

any type o' beans'll work. just smash'm

how do i fix my cable billing shedule??

Don't break what doesn't need fixing.

What does it take to be content with the same crap any guy can have?

Contentment's for chumps! Take the crap that you have, and choose to adore the living daylights out of it instead, for science! [edit]I'm over thinking it, but it was meant to be a "just feel better!" kind of response... Not good at sarcasm.... I pose to you instead; just lower your standards!

How can I improve the legibility of my handwriting?

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make sure your wrist is always floating just above the table, never let it touch! it'll look so much better!

how can i ensure my success in college??

Make sure the A.I.shows it's work.

How does someone deal with accusations of cheating right from the first date?

just cheat, they're already expecting it so why not right? they make their own reality

How do i start a compost bin for my house?

Just remind yourself that you'll definitely cook all of those veggies you bought to try and eat healthier, and then let them go bad in your fridge new compost bin!

My haircut turned out crooked - what should I do about it?

Just go with it, and make sure to tell people you're a trend setter who doesn't mind stretching the laws of style!

My cat won't take her meds, what would be a good way to convince her to take them?